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Soar High, My Legal Eagles…
As long as you are men, that is. The wage gap between men and women across many industries in America is a well-known fact, but it is how organizations choose to deal with this gap that separates men...
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Emma Lazarus Takes On Bar Exam
“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.” ~ Emma Lazarus The photo shows law students taking the Bar Exam in New York City. While Emma Lazarus did not take the...
View Article10 Bar Exam Jokes
If you took or are taking the Bar Exam, then you know what these are. If you didn’t, then what the hell are you doing reading this? 1. People who don’t record their deeds: Hey. Fuck face. That’s a...
View ArticleVictim of a Car Crash? Here is What You Do…
Beware of who you get your legal advice from following a car crash. Earlier this year, the Manhattan federal court accepted a guilty plea from a New York attorney for conspiring to defraud a health...
View ArticleGoldfish v. Black Cat
If it pleases the Court, I will be defending myself in Goldfish v. Black Cat. . . . → Read More: Goldfish v. Black Cat
View Article10 More Dirty Legal Phrases
Pocket part Poll the jury Hardened criminal element Mount a brief inquiry Firm offer Dry hole provision A split decision by a hung jury Attractive nuisance Clipped sovereignty Model penal code
View ArticleDivorce Lawyer Quotations
A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book. ~Marvin Mitchelson A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have...
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Soar High, My Legal Eagles…
As long as you are men, that is. The wage gap between men and women across many industries in America is a well-known fact, but it is how organizations choose to deal with this gap that separates men...
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Emma Lazarus Takes On Bar Exam
“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.” ~ Emma Lazarus The photo shows law students taking the Bar Exam in New York City. While Emma Lazarus did not take the...
View Article10 Bar Exam Jokes
If you took or are taking the Bar Exam, then you know what these are. If you didn’t, then what the hell are you doing reading this? 1. People who don’t record their deeds: Hey. Fuck face. That’s a...
View ArticleVictim of a Car Crash? Here is What You Do…
Beware of who you get your legal advice from following a car crash. Earlier this year, the Manhattan federal court accepted a guilty plea from a New York attorney for conspiring to defraud a health...
View ArticleGoldfish v. Black Cat
If it pleases the Court, I will be defending myself in Goldfish v. Black Cat. . . . → Read More: Goldfish v. Black Cat
View ArticlePlaying Dirty
A young lawyer, defending a businessman in a lawsuit, feared the worst. He asked a senior partner whether he ought to send the judge a box of Havana cigars. “The judge is an honourable man”, the...
View ArticlePerfecting One-sided Arguments
District Attorney: Judge, I would object to Counsel’s characterization of this disagreement. He is giving a one-sided view. Judge: Of course he is. That is what you expect from a trial attorney....
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12 Sexy Pickup Lines for Lawyers
Let’s adjourn to the bedroom. I’m going to sue the pants off you. You want to approach the bench and badger my witness? Girl, you’re testi-fine. Nice rebuttal. I need someone to look through these...
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